White man

The kind of guy you're glad to see walk away.

People were happy when the white man finally left the building, for now they would no longer have the blues, because nobody was giving them the blues anymore.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

cotton candy man

When you get to dutch bros with ashley and have already ordered just to find out there was a cotton candy smoothie

Omfg theres a cotton candy man a smoothie

by Stephanie august June 4, 2021

The Beagle Man

He is the beagle man.

The beagle man sat on the porch reading the urban dictionary.

by Owen Cerruto June 14, 2024

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

Muffin Man

It is a Man that sells Muffins.

“Hey look its the Muffin Man!”

by anonymous October 23, 2023

E-Man

E-Man is a god among men, a solid 10/10 hottie and the wielder of a grand meat sceptre.

Man 1: Get on your knees brother, it's the time of day we pray for E-Man
Man 2: Pray we shall

by emanlover December 1, 2020

The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases

“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”

by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020