shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

cock ass bum dick shit fuck

An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities

Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

by Eightupman June 20, 2010

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016