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Your grandma

your grandma
by hfvhhf November 22, 2021
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Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.
Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!
by tatereno June 3, 2021
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Your Oppo-Type

The person that is the COMPLETE and OPPOSITE of your type. You like skinny gamer boys? Your Oppo-Type is a chunky outdoorsy dude. (Or girl, we don't judge) Surprisingly, a lot of people tend to fall for their Oppo-Types easier than their actual types. It can lead to you feeling a sense of disgust, hatred, and shame toward that person when you are away from them. But you also will be feeling a sense of lust for them when they are near. Your friends will probably make fun of you.
Friend: "Okay, who do you like now?"
You: "This guy."
Friend: "WHAT?! That guy is the total opposite of what you go for!"

You: "I know, it's like a guilty-pleasure! He's my Oppo-Type!"
Friend: "What?"
You: "Someone that is the opposite of your type."
Friend: "OOOH! Yeah, hes definitely Your Oppo-Type!"
by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023
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stir your pasta

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(
by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Kiss your boyfriend

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.
by Poppy princess September 4, 2021
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titillate your parts

(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)

as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!

extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!

SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!

that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!

having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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