why does my life suck

Because you made it that way

Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch

by Cake.CHR May 30, 2019

like gypsy eat my crumm

1- a quote from "Borat" the movie for why he wishes to not keep two hands on the stearing wheel whilst driving

instructor- " keep two hands on the wheel at all times. "
Borat- " what, like gypsy eat my crumm? "

by DKtionary January 22, 2007

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

put my gooch on ya

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag

"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"

by bgood15 January 9, 2008

up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.

"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"

by sugarleaf March 10, 2003

Quit lyin my boy beat!

This phrase is for all those fellas out there who holla at a chick and she be like naw ima virgin or i aint neva mess wit nobody herre. Man tell her quit lyin my boy beat!!!!!

"yo what up girl? what u doin tonight?"
"I'm a virgin, I ain't doin you!"
"Man, quit lyin my boy beat!!"

by Slutz October 5, 2005

my love is like whoa

im da best lova 'round

"my love is like whoa"...der

by blah October 29, 2003