by The Answer No November 21, 2023
Get the G-Man mug.An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 19, 2024
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"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves."
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
"What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; have at you!"
by aMiserableLittlePileOfSecrets February 9, 2025
Get the man mug.When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.
Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.
Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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