Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

Man whore

The group of guys at your school that have already dated half of the people in your grade and they treat you like a peice of shit but the good kind even though they're man whores the girls go crazy over them turning the guys gay or bi and they always walking weird wonder why

Girl: why is he walking like that?

Boy: I don't think you wanna know

Girl: oh I get it hes a man whore isn't he

by Thebløødisønyøurhands December 5, 2020

old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

man grinder

A man grinder or meat masher is the act of grinding one's penis against your braces.

damn man your girl is a real man grinder

by THE_TARD_KNIGHT May 15, 2018

Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys

Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is

by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021

man

men is big strong man who doesn't give a shit about LGBTQ

that man sure does hate furries

by kneecapschucklehead January 26, 2023

Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!

Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.

by DrWife September 28, 2025