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fucked a cup of water

No idea but it sounds fun might try- tb
by Truman b January 18, 2022
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Jedi mind fuck

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
by nerdgurl July 16, 2009
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fuck box

a derogitory term synonymous with fucker
That fuck box was pissing me off so I stabbed him in the liver.
by Bruni November 7, 2003
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fuck off home

'term used in a jovial fashion between young people of today'

Used by Danielle Lloyd in Celebrity Big Brother 3 (UK TV) during an argument with Indian contestant Shilpa Shetty. The usage was explained by her parents to the press in subsiquent damage limitation.
by CBB3 January 22, 2007
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Ottoman Fuck Palace

A sexual act or game the male performs on the female partner - he ejaculates into several condoms before the sexual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. As they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen cock-bombs into said female partner's cunt. He then ejaculates inside her, melting the cold semen, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to masturbate for the rest of her life. Most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the Alligator Fuckhouse and Cleveland Steamer for maximum effect.
'I was jockin' my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the Ottoman Fuck Palace'
by FuckPalacePrince September 15, 2011
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Taken The Fuck Out

Usually used in very physical oriented sports. (ie: american football, hockey, MMA, boxing, etc.)

Said when one athlete is hit very hard, and often falls down on his/her back, knees, is spun around, drops to the ground very suddenly, or has an injury from the hit, losing conscience, almost instantaneously after being hit. Could lead to concussions.

Very entertaining, but the viewer should feel guilty for watching.

Could also be applied to real-life collisions where one person falls down hard, and stays down for a period of time. Tripping and falling, etc.
* Two guys watching the NFL game on TV*

Guy 1: DUDE! That guy got crushed. He's not getting back up!
Guy 2 : I know! That guy got taken the fuck out!
Guy 1: I think he broke his neck!
by Snakes&Arrows July 17, 2009
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Fucking the Vendo Machine

The act of continuously feeding a dollar bill into a vending machine in hopes of getting a Coke or a Snickers.
I had to fuck the vendo machine with my ratty dollar bill for 5 minutes before it finally took it and gave me my Coke!

Some dude was in the break room fucking the vendo machine trying to get a Snickers!
by idolatro15 September 23, 2009
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