when i love my girlfriend more than her
by oh hey guys vsauce June 29, 2025
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by oh hey guys vsauce June 29, 2025
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Person 2: shut up
Person 3: like nobody cares
Person: 4 will report you
Person 1: I HOPE YALL CHOKE
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Person: 4 will report you
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by 2000NunuYassQueenSlay June 29, 2025
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Guy 2: Sounds like you really need to sleep
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by chocolate_nuggets555 June 29, 2025
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It was me
Who you loved so deeply
Understand
I do….
Regardless
I will always love YOU
My number you have…
Who you loved so deeply
Understand
I do….
Regardless
I will always love YOU
My number you have…
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 June 29, 2025
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by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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