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"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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You’re a yes

A statement that was used in the mid 90’s to describe a poor thing or a retard
“Emma to be honest you’re such a fucking yes.”
“You’re a yes.”
by anonymous March 17, 2022
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TBD/YE

A guy named tbd 101 who beats his cock to lana rhoades every day also found in discord.gg/twitter mainly
TBD/YE Was Caught Beating His Cock
TBD/YE Likes Kanye West
by noahrana October 12, 2021
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Yes

Ye-ses
exclamation * noun

1. To confirm.

2. To ask why someone talks to you.
1. "Johnathan, is there weapons downstairs?" - "Yes, mother."

2. "Tim," - "Yes, do you need something?"
by Polistic April 26, 2024
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YES

YES
YES
by +PanDeadWolf+ June 16, 2021
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Yes he did

Oh, yeah, no, you all absolutely need to be murder for what you're doing to me. The faster it happens, the happier I'm going to be about it.
Hym "Was he even vaguely aware of my thing? Then yes he did. You deserve to be murdered for what you are doing to me. You and your kids. Uuuuumm I could be free but I am not and you are directly responsible for it and all so you don't have to eat a little crow. I'm actively in pain right now. The faster and more frequently it happens the happier I'm going to be and I'm going to continue to want that until I am credited and paid. Like, you want me to suffer... So I am... And now you want you and your kids to not want to deserve to get murdered for it... And you do. Did he know about my thing and say nothing? Then yes he deserved to die, in my humble opinion."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2025
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