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Tony is the nicest guy you will ever meet.
He has the charm and smoothness that makes everyone want to know him or be around him.
Be careful Tony has a razor sharp tongue that will slice and dice you quicker than a firecracker shrimp at a hibachi grill. Tony is very protective of his friends and always puts everyone before himself. Tony’s packin a thick sausage and any one who’s lucky enough to get a taste will always ask for seconds. Tony loves to travel and he jersets all over, making a ton of friends everywhere he goes. Holding him down for a relationship is difficult as Tonys tend to be very cautious of anyone that tries to get to close. If your lucky enough to know or have Tony in your life , make sure to let him know you appreciate him. He’s a total keeper!
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