Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI December 14, 2008

Sleepy Vagina

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

convex vagina

Literally just a penis

Bill is such a convex vagina

by baronbabyrapeme April 3, 2018

Vagina Happy

A phrase used to describe how happy someone is feeling at the current time, more commonly abbreviated to 'v happy'.

"Gosh Casey, I'm vagina happy/ v happy for you!!"

by Vhappy October 16, 2014

vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man

John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"

by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015

sports vagina

a feminane version of a sports motorcycle, usually riden by ex harley davidson owners who fail to live up to the stature of being a manly biker on a manly motorcycle.

Cant believe that donkey traded in his harley for a sports vagina, manistly!!!

by young team January 28, 2014

Vagina Bolognese

Cunnilingus on a girl while she is menstruating.

Nah, I had Rachel's vagina bolognese earlier. I'm stuffed.

by Rockspin June 9, 2011