Lawrence University 

A small liberal arts college in Appleton, Wisconsin. This school operates on a trimester and has Division 3 athletics, and kick-ass academics. Extremely underrated, as it attracts incredibly intelligent kids from all over. Almost 2/3 of the classes there are just one on one lessons with the teacher. It truly is amazing, and accepts 2/3 of applicants!

Guy 1: Where did your dad get accepted to college?
Guy 2: Cornell, Stanford, Carleton, Grinnell, and Lawrence?
Guy 1: And he chose Lawrence University?
Guy 2: Why wouldn't you?!

Lawrence University by Brocelona9 August 5, 2012

University of Washington 

A university located in the city of Seattle and in the state of Washington. If you take away the Medical program and its graduate schools, it's basically just a larger version of a community college.

The undergrad students (AKA Fuskies or Dawgs) comprise mainly of Asian-Americans, foreigners, and spoiled white kids who cannot properly function well in life if living anywhere 20 miles farther from their parents. Others include smelly hippies, unhealthy North Face wearing chicks, male homophobes who are stuck in mid-90's era A&F styling, friendly fags, cranky dykes and occasional African-Americans from the sports teams.

The majority of these class-less kids are delusional idiots who thought they could get into UC Berkley, Stanford or some east coast Ivy League school back in high school, but ultimately got rejected on many occasions. As a result, they make the mistake that their undergrad education at UW is far superior than anyone else, but in truth is comparable to any community college in the Seattle area. The students also suffer from a "superiority complex" in which they exaggerate their self-worth, bloat their egos, stroke their friends' egos, act elitist and poke fun at other PAC-10 schools because it makes them feel better when mommy & daddy is not around to boost their self-esteem with cupcakes every morning.

Campus is dangerous with muggers, thugs and rapists.

University of Washington on campus student clinic...

Doctor: "I hope you are taking your birth control pills."

Female UW Student: "I make sure I take them every morning"

Doctor: "You are a GREAT humanitarian."

University of Washington by SeattleSecretAgent April 21, 2011

lubbock christian university 

A bubble within itself, everyone knows everyones business. Girls are easy and basball guys are whores. Also known as Love Connection University because you well probably get married in the first year.

Brett and Destynee must go to Lubbock Christian University.

lubbock christian university by XOXOXOGossip Girl March 8, 2009

High Point University 

This place is a true bubble. Everyone CHOOSES to look alike, dress alike, and act alike. If you are not a girl sporting aviators, plaid shirts, straight hair and Jack Rodgers, this school is not for you. The people who do not look like a fabricated mess do NOT fit in. It is one of the least diverse universities ever. Politics, religion, race, all the same. If you are not a conservative, stay away at all costs. People love to brag about their money because it makes them feel more comfortable with themselves. If you ACTUALLY have a lot of money, people flock to you are try to become your friend. Worst of all, 90% of the students do not realize they are at this school for a degree. They think they are there to get drunk and spread STDs 7 days a week. You will get tired of this school quickly, just quickly as you'll get tired of having meaningless sex. When you leave the campus and drive at least 2 hours away in any direction, you will feel like you were missing out on the real world. People will have sex with anyone as long as they have two legs and two arms. STDs spread like wildfire here, and no one tells their sexual partners that they will be infected. Good luck finding a lover at this school, chances are they already had sex with the rest of the student body. Gross. Parties SUCK, but very exciting to these students who were losers pre- college. They gather in dark rooms and then flash corny lights with corny students who think they are DJs.

High Point University is a trap. Everyone looks the same, spreads STDs, attends the worst college parties in the USA, and does not give a crap about their education.

High Point University by bigbootytooty August 22, 2016

University cooking 

All the work that is done requiring the use of a lot more words than usually needed.

«I had no idea what that question was about, so I succeeded in not making a fool of myself by doing some university cooking».

«The teacher asked for a 16-page study. After my normal work, I was up to 8, but after adding some university cooking, it reached a mere 15 pages.»

University cooking by Jean-Frederic March 3, 2008

Universation 

A conversation, blog, discussion or other type of dialog or discourse about the universe, or ideas related to the cosmology, physics, theoretical physics, mathematics or theology underlying it.

I found a great universation blog on the Web today, which I gave me a better understanding of the relationship between matter and energy.

Universation by AMDenis June 26, 2008

Universal Declaration of Human Rights 

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

Universal Declaration of Human Rights by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020