An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug. Hood friend story
A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020
Get the Hood Friend Storymug. Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
by adnaus March 18, 2023
Get the Story Timemug. by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023
Get the A Jake storymug. someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023
Get the story-shootingmug. A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
Get the Short Story Schlongmug. sex story pt 8!!
his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug.