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12 year old

The main point of insult on the Internet. Due to the stereotypical immaturity of a 12-year-old, most trolls and idiots on the internet are commonly attacked and named 12 year olds. Most people judge someone's 12-ness on the amount of 'ZOMG's in a sentence, their amusement at an overused meme or a bad word. They are also supposedly supposed to enjoy joining in with the 'grown-up' stuff such as rickrolling, chatroulette, omegle, and vandalising wikipedia, as well as more serious things such as boasting their feigned use of cannabis or 'weed' as most call it. Fortunately, this stereotype is not always correct, as some 12-year-olds are actually relatively intelligent. But that's another story...specifically for the nerd, boff, boffin, dork and geek definitions.
Troll/Idiot: LOL THIS IS GAI ZOMG ZOMG
Uninformed individual: Freakin' 12 year olds.
by I Define The Internet June 11, 2010
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old town road

A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.
by mansnotcoolz April 16, 2019
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Old Town Roading

The act of blastingOld Town Road” by Lil Nas X.
There was a lot of Old Town Roading at the party.
by Whatsanpseudonym June 13, 2019
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jerkin it old school

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
by Tehtonster March 11, 2011
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Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Old World Whore

A prostitute/whore that looks like an old world monkey
Guy 1: Yo steve fucked an old world whore
Guy2: Damn steve fucking old world whores now huh
by cracklord69 March 17, 2021
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27 year old

Someone who is approximately 27 years, 0 days, 0 hours, and 0.0000000000000000000000000000000 seconds old.
He is a 27 year old male who lives in a white van and gives out weird looking candy to kids that went missing years ago.
by TheDinosaurKing777 June 11, 2020
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