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noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.
Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!
by NoodWhop August 28, 2016
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poodle to yo noodle

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.
by sexecutive October 28, 2023
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
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Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.
Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping
by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2023
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Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022
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I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?
Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"
by Shutupand August 23, 2016
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corns noodles foods gardens

This can mean multiple things but it is mainly used to get a laugh out of whoever says it. another thing you could say with this is you know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens. it is said when someone is flirty and annoying
oh my gosh! sally sue is being such a corns noodles foods gardens with sam! You know how much i love those corns noodles foods gardens



Dad, say corns noodles foods gardens!
by yolanda molanda October 8, 2008
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