You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work

Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied

by why is everything being used April 12, 2022

Game Jumping

When you have a large list of video games and decide to not spend time with one game at a time and instead play a whole bunch of games in a short amount of time.

"Dude! you got to stop Game Jumping! You'll never get to finish any games if you keep playing like that!"

by Stoner-Hed February 8, 2021

jump-nigga

A nigga who jumps people and afraid to fight one on one

"ayo you tryna fight?"

"Nah, you a jump-nigga."

by Norcalijose February 10, 2024

furious jumping

Sex

Lets do some furious jumping.

by brooo123 February 25, 2024

Geometry Jump

you are stuck in early 2013

Geometry Jump is coming out in August

by Umar929399 May 23, 2024

Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson

Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024