by Jack Fancy December 24, 2009
Get the dong skipper mug.A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Press mug.This is a symphony written for Tan Dong Dong, ( the meaning will be made later). The theme is The-the-the Dong, this masterpiece is the best symphony among this 100000000000 years.
by DAPRONOOB November 9, 2020
Get the Dong's 5th Symphony mug.The type of doctor that first contacts you in chinese so you have to translate it to english before asking if you can talk in english. Dr Dongs are not sure what any type of species are even if you give them an anatomy picture they are still uncertain what a human is.
by Ohio de-evolution expert September 16, 2020
Get the Dr Dong mug.men in southern states of United States use the word Fat Dong as southern slang to describe the girth of their Dick
by Unissay July 9, 2021
Get the Fat Dong mug.by lettucefetishh July 21, 2023
Get the ding dong wee wee mug.1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.
2: Slang for a homosexual
2: Slang for a homosexual
by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009
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