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Washed

"At one point Ben had a shot at the boxing world championship title belt, but now he is just washed. Put on 50 lbs, works as a teacher now."

"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."

"IDK maybe you just washed"?
by Jimmy_Lee September 8, 2023
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Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
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pile of washing

When you’re so fat that when you sit down and lean forward, you’re midriff resembles folded laundry
Man this tunic’s too tight, i look like a pile of washing
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Ball washing

It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.
Do you want the gap insurance for your car?

Hey bro, are you ball washing me?
by Ytowngames November 20, 2022
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Washed

Needham High School Girls Volleyball
“They’re clean but they’re trying to be dirty”
Needham are absolutely washed
They’re washed!
by cdnNeo October 5, 2023
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High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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National Wash Your Coochie Day

On October 10,2020( and ever other day of the year) everybody who coochie stank , washes their coochie.
Y’all tmr is national wash your coochie day ... so do it
by heyy bitchhh October 9, 2020
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