Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

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Swamp Gobbler

The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.

Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

by lexicash August 11, 2024

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Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023

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Swamp girl

A girl from, or in close proximity to, a swampy region. Often in southern parts of the southeastern states (think Mobile, AL, south LA, MS, GA, etc.).

They are often “country hot” but they spit fire and you never want to cross one. But, if she likes you, you will enjoy some insane sex and never be bored.

That Ashley is one hot and crazy swamp girl. I’m going to marry her if she doesn’t kill me first.

by AubieBham February 17, 2023

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Swamp donkey

Aka sheryl ann reeder less hygienic homeless bitch with low moralsand poor character and will absolute absolutely do any sexual acts for either drugs mainly meth or a cigg cant trust her tends to stink and straves for attention they tend to alway have knee probs and pussy is blow out she gets nowhere in life lives and use people pussy usualy smells like cat piss

Sheryl reeder a real nasty swamp donkey bitch stinks

by Couperider March 31, 2025

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