Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

Hashed Potatoes

Potatoes mixed and mashed with butter, milk, white pepper, salt and a ten deal of marijuana.
Fills you up. Fucks you up.

I'm hungry. And bored. Hashed Potatoes anyone?

Hell yeah.

Score me in.

My face still hasn't been handed to the authorities.

Hashed it is.

by SakuraMusic June 14, 2007

Potato Lumbago

Potato lumbago is the common pain for potatoes in there back the main source coming from people spelling potatoes wrong while its bad for the potatoes if you are infected with it... it will cause a constant pain of the brain

My cousin cant spell POTATOES hes now infected with POTATO LUMBAGO

by The_dictionaryadditioner December 30, 2018

Potato-Headed.

When someone looks like the parts of their face don't belong together, as if another person added random face pieces.

It looks like he's potato-headed.

by hiericas October 2, 2012

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

potato torch

A large flame produced by slicing a 1" thick slice of a potato, then stabbing as many matches as one could into that potato, and lighting the matches.

Known in southern areas as a "tater torch". Done when one is bored.

Who wants to light the potato torch tonight?

by BNVasFinest July 9, 2010

potatoe mom

A mother that resembles a potatoes.

Man , I dont want to hang out anymore . Your potatoe mom is always watching my every move.

by Jesse ebersole April 14, 2017