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Hammer

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!
by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020
mugGet the Hammermug.

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.
Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017
mugGet the hammer cockmug.

God of Hammers

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.
by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021
mugGet the God of Hammersmug.

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham
Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer
by CryoDead December 3, 2019
mugGet the The Phammer Hammermug.

Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.
Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer
by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019
mugGet the Down East Hammermug.

Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.
by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008
mugGet the Yam-hammermug.

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022
mugGet the Thor’s hammermug.

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