Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey

One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025

goon

To think of someone in a friendly manner

“I gooned to you”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

goon juice

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023

Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.

Hey man you have goon eyes

by The scientists comrade April 6, 2025

goon squading

Acting wild asf

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road

by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019

Shadow Gooning

The process of gooning in a meditative state, as in secretively gooning, often in public, without physically stroking your shi.

synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.

"Damn Jonny, are you shadow gooning with Ben and Nick again? I told you to invite me you fucking asshole."

by Nightjar_7 June 15, 2025