by naesent May 5, 2024

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020

When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple
by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018

by cooooooooooooooooooooolllstooo April 26, 2012

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.
After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
