dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.
me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?
by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020
Get the danmug. Driver Dan's Story Train (Arabic: Captain Karim Qitar Al Hekayat (Captain Karim and the Story Train)) is a children's television series created and designed by Rebecca Elgar and is a co-production between Two Four 54 in the United Arab Emirates and 3Line Media in the United Kingdom.1 It marked the first CGI animated/live-action property to be produced in both English and Arabic, which each have its own separate versions of the program.
The series debuted on CBeebies and Al Jazeera Children's Channel on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2. The characters in the series are all plush toys, except for Milly and Lilly, who are paper cutouts of flamingo-like birds, The Vrooms, who are two small egg-shaped vehicles, and the Counting Sheep, who are cubical bricks painted to represent sheep. Each character, or pair of characters (except for Driver Dan and Twinkle) has their own train carriage which can be hitched to the Story Train. The audience (sometimes seen as several children, but usually represented by the camera's viewpoint and a child's voice) are sometimes asked for their opinion or choice on matters arising.
The series debuted on CBeebies and Al Jazeera Children's Channel on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2. The characters in the series are all plush toys, except for Milly and Lilly, who are paper cutouts of flamingo-like birds, The Vrooms, who are two small egg-shaped vehicles, and the Counting Sheep, who are cubical bricks painted to represent sheep. Each character, or pair of characters (except for Driver Dan and Twinkle) has their own train carriage which can be hitched to the Story Train. The audience (sometimes seen as several children, but usually represented by the camera's viewpoint and a child's voice) are sometimes asked for their opinion or choice on matters arising.
by SPrice1980 October 28, 2023
Get the Driver Dan's Story Trainmug. A human with a dream (dream the youtuber) :o , known as Adolf hitler, yet he hates Germany.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.
He does LITTLE athletics and weight lifting, HE NEVER LIFTS WEIGHTS.
Im taller and stronger than dan, its crazy.
Dan eats a fucking lot, but surprisingly hes not fat yet? truth or lie? hmm
Dan has a cute cat that he doesnt take care of, but he feeds her 345 times/day, cute.
Dan's hamster is still alive, smh.
dan is fun to talk to, but he wont tell me whats the prefect death for him, he lies and says that he told me before... but i have a strong memory, i can guarantee you he never told me.
by aviiiii February 3, 2023
Get the danmug. A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.
by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024
Get the Dick Nose Danmug. by twat101 November 22, 2021
Get the Danmug. The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time
Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream
"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"
by Joshnosh February 19, 2023
Get the dirty danmug. Driver Dan's Story Train (Arabic: كابتن كريم وقطار الحكايات, Captain Karim Qitar Al Hekayat (Captain Karim and the Story Train)) is a children's series created and designed by Rebecca Elgar and is a co-production between Two Four 54 in the United Arab Emirates and 3Line Media in the United Kingdom.1 It was the first CGI animated/live-action property to be produced in both English and Arabic, which each have its own separate versions of the program.2
Its first series was launched on CBeebies on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2.
Its first series was launched on CBeebies on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2.
Sprout, the first 24-hour preschool destination available on TV, on demand and online for kids ages 2-5 and their parents and caregivers, will premiere Driver Dan's Story Train (produced by twofour54) exclusively in the U.S. on Monday, November 1 at 6:30 p.m. ET with the voice of Pat Monahan, lead singer for the multiplatinum band Train, as lead character Driver Dan.
by Wendysfg July 26, 2023
Get the Driver Dan's Story Trainmug.