dead text

receiving absolutely NO response after texting a girl you met for the first time earlier in the week, even if you felt like there was a good connection between the two of you
1.
His Text:
Hey Cindy, I had fun hanging out last night, I'm gonna have a little cook out with some friends tonight, what are you up to?

Her Text:_________________________

2.
His Text:
Hi Shelley you definitely broke it down on that dance floor on Friday, did you take classes for those moves?

Her Text:_________________________

3.
Scenario with Friend

Friend: Did you ever get in touch with that cutie you hung out with all night?

You: Well I send her a text yesterday...

Friend: ...and?

You: Nothing! No response!

Friend: Damn dude, I can't believe you got dead texted after that.
by adiboy January 10, 2012
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Xbox DEAD

The official name for Xbox's online subscription service known by all Xbox haters.
Dude! Why are you logging into Xbox DEAD? Xbox sucks, man!
by thekyster07 September 03, 2011
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Dead Head

One who has become numb to emotions, usually after being jaded for so long. Trusts no one, has friends but doesn't connect with them. A misanthrope
Damn after breaking up with that bitch jenna, jimmy has been such a dead head.. poor guy.
by Darkronix August 21, 2012
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dead fish

a person when making out will just lie there straight as a board and have the monkey look on face when trying to make out, there is no contact, no feeling of others ass or fondaling of the nuts, nothing stiff as a board and stays there the whole time.
by mike choch April 26, 2003
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Dead meme

When the dead horse is beat like an out of line step- kid.
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dead squirrel

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."
by lil' Miss Sunshine August 15, 2008
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dead dreams

A spiffy messageboard to which only the most elite may belong.
Bob: Say Joe, have you posted on Dead Dreams lately?
Joe: No Bob, can't say I have. Something tells me I'm just not cool enough to be posting there.
by __synthe_ January 22, 2005
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