The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.

I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.

by PhilWV July 14, 2022

No Thanks

A phrase used in most crappy modern mobile games, such as the following: Hyper Drift, Drive to Evolve, Hole.io, Agar.io among others. The word is used in a way like this: You finished a level of a game, and you earn cash. The game then suggests the player to watch an ad in order to double their cash, and under it, is a text that says "No Thanks". If you click the ad button, you watch an ad and get to double your earnings. If you however pick the opposite, you get to keep the winnings in their original amount. The phrase is way too overused and honestly, it ticks me off EVERY time it appears in some sort of a mobile game made by Voodoo, Playgendary, Boombit, Playrix, etc.

Watch a video/ad to double your earnings - No Thanks
Watch a video/ad to unlock (insert item here) - No Thanks

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial August 8, 2022

The Thanksgiving Special

The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.

Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.

by Roofalo November 19, 2022

Irish thanksgiving

Another name for St. Patrick’s day

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023

the thandos

the best people to be made alive and so pretty and 20% better then the human beings

the thandos ar ethe best people to be alive

by anonymous June 17, 2023

gay thanos

There is no straight thanos there is only a gay one

Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?

Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.

Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?

Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos

by Puff Floyd February 5, 2024

Canadian Thanksgiving

A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.

Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.

by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023