New Lodge Surprise

50 kilograms of Semtex, 4 Armalites, an active service unit and a British Army patrol blended thoroughly on Upper Meadow Street, served over paving stones

"We'll give them fuckin bollocks a real New Lodge Surprise when they patrol tonight"

by Skinny Legs April 29, 2003

gym bag surprise

When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.

Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.

by DaElite September 29, 2009

Tooth Fairy Surprise

When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.

This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.

by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010

Red Lace Surprise

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.

"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."

by Gerifficke December 11, 2006

The Double Stuff Surprise

To cum inside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.

SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?

SFR: No, but lets just say I do.

SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.

SFR: And people atcually do this?

SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.

by Shit Faced Jack July 2, 2009

Mr Plums Surprise

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.

Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!

by snatchbandit February 10, 2010

Mississippi Mud Surprise

If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.

He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.

by fitofrage February 11, 2010