A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
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Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,
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word used to describe someone who breaks an arrangement or meeting. An act on which you ditch out on plans.
Where the fuck were you last night you sluffer?
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Get the scuffgod mug.Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.
Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.
Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.
Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.
Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.
Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.
by Dave B October 20, 2008
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Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?
Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.
Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.
by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010
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