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by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023

Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018

Clayton Stone

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!

You are a Clayton Stone!

by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020

Josh Stone

When you play fortnite and apex legends too much

"Wow, he is such a Josh Stone!"

by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019

cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 1, 2019

Stupor Stoned

To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.

Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.

"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."

"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"

by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009