Billionaires are stealing from...

Not you.

Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Stop the steal

Ha! The pipe bomber is a 'stop the steal' guy. That's hilarious. Also, I have been playing a ton so Super Robot Wars Ys and "THUNDER BOMBER!!!" Is the best thing to yell before you do literally anything! The game pays homage to all the old mecha anime and rakes place after the events of Lelouch of the rebellion. Totally unrelated but, yeah. It slaps. I spent my entire life thinking Getterrobo looked stupid and now I'm all...

Hym "THUNDER... BOM-BERRRRRR!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "It's Eminence in Shadow all over again... You know, I am literally the original stop the steal guy and that blanket pardon probably applies to me as well..."

Hym "Shit! The sonar! This... Are we blind!? I don't think we should be blind for this long. Did they turn the lights off!?"

Iam "Well... I don't FEEL blind... So there's that..."

Hym "Hmm......... Me neither... I don't feel blind either......"

Iam "Huh........ Welp. Boong.... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah well fire didn't work so.... THUNDER BOM-BERRRRR!!!!"

by Hym Iam December 12, 2025

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks

The second this is over I am going to be the only person involved here who doesn't regret their actions. I'm going to lead every single person affected against you YouTube cocksuckers. You shows are done. Your influence will by gone. Your manufactured consensus will disappear.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal it, you fucks. One of you is going realize how bad it gets for you and the second the aggrieved parties are able to aggregate one of you will turn on the rest and there will be no sympathy for the rest of you. I'm going to have you bastards looking like the numanuma guy. You're going to be paying your bills wil hypothetical dollars."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

I didn't make you steal it, bitch

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.

Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025