Salty Hair Net

When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.

Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Salty

1. Bitter, annoying, ,trashy; killing the mood
2. Butt-hurt or trying to make someone else butt-hurt

1.Why is was Mr. Bates acting hella salty today.
2. Stop being salty your just killing the vibe

by AsapLilnas19 February 28, 2015

Salty

(adj.) Annoyed, and/or pissed.

Douchebag Jock: You still salty about that game last night?

Other Doucherbag Jock: Yea! Villanova should've won. It's total bullshit!

by BigMoneyBigWomenBigFun March 28, 2015

salty

when someone is being rude

Girl:mom can I eat know
Mom:NO. Know go back to your room
girl:why do you have to be so salty

by dance_spin_ twirl April 13, 2015

Salty

High or Stoned

I got so salty last night

by Just A Small Town Bitch November 29, 2016

Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.

Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019

salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.

the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019