How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

extra small

When a man fails to complete a simple task that other men could complete with ease they are extra small.
When a man acts like he is smug that he drives a hybrid or electric car.
When a man thinks hes great because he owns a sports car (this mostly occurs with porsche drivers).

Old apprentice: the new apprentice hasnt torqued that mans wheel on yesterday so it came off!
mechanic: extra small?
Old apprentice: yeah? Extra small mate!
Man who is extra small: Do you like my new por-shaa?
Guy: rather have a rs 2000

by Evbuscus October 27, 2015

Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

small beans

When something “is small beans”, it is not as significant of a problem or achievement, when compared to something else.

The $50 bill I misplaced is small beans compared to the $2000 I lost on the stock market.

by the riverside June 19, 2025

Small

This word is used to describe the indescribably incomprehensibly SMALL the small twitch streamer ‘Crazy__Corsair’ is

The PPG is so fucking small, THAT HER HOUSE IS WOVEN OUT OF QUANTUM STRINGS

by Atlas_folf August 21, 2025

small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women

NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot

by Smal dic October 22, 2019

small paul

A frequent liar with yellow skin and is very small. Is also extremely gay.

That guy is horrible! Why is he such a small paul

by Verb November 25, 2016