by SticcLord May 29, 2020
Get the Dirty Simp mug.A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
Get the Macho Simp mug.The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
Get the simp hand mug.When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .
Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”
by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020
Get the simp-aware mug.The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
Get the Table Simping mug.Rola: ugh Sarra is so annoying.
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
Jannah: what did she do?
Rola: she spent all night simp-ly talking about her crush!
Jannah: the one she said she didn't like anymore??
Rola: that's the one.
Jannah: what a simp!
by Simp-lySarra February 11, 2023
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