by SticcLord May 29, 2020
Get the Dirty Simpmug. Friend One: "Can we play Terraria without Shawn?"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
by Gaymie December 28, 2019
Get the Gator Simpingmug. The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
Get the simp handmug. by Maraswole April 3, 2020
Get the Teachers simpmug. When your on tinder and "swipe" on a hot girl and tell them they are sexy, just for them to ghost you and never text you back.
by connerpppp November 1, 2020
Get the Simp Swipemug. Someone that can never get a hoe fase because they keep simping for people and feel bad if they would do anyone else
Guy 1: you think Adrian's gonna hook up with a girl at that party>
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
Guy 2: no probably not, he's a Serial Simp
by Yoda Mester October 9, 2021
Get the Serial Simpmug. Absolute shitfucks that simp for a 16 year old anime character named Izuki Midoriya AKA Deku from the anime My Hero Academia. They usually are absolute fatlards with a deku bodypillow and they live in an apartment complex in anaheim. In rare cases, they can be skinny/built and claim to be a DS(deku simp), but usually are just all might fans, other times the DS are anorexic and are watching their 88th rerun of MHA with their severely cumstained deku body pillow. Most also claim to be lgbtq and prove it by making shitty fanart of deku with a 20 inch horsecock railing another male character in the show, other times is by getting sent 25 letters a day by their absent father, all saying why he should have put the DS on a washcloth.
Carmen winstead is an absolute deku simp, that’s her father left! We should also put her down a sewer drain
by Jackinator84 June 12, 2022
Get the Deku simpmug.