I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe

Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.

JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

by SexyMofoStarrGazer December 28, 2011

What can you do piss in your shoe

This is when you don’t know what to do or say so you respond with “what can you do piss Nb your shoe”. It is a very versatile saying.

Shannon: oh well!

Leah: what can ya do
Shannon: what can you do piss in your shoe

by Turkey Rashers January 5, 2022

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes

aye tie your shoes bc yuu trippin g

by 4kt.slim33 March 7, 2019

mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas

the best thing ever to dawn to man

timmy:dude you wanna watch mr. no shoes and the shooty shooty bang bang christmas
jimmy:hell yea

by raybeez February 11, 2022

what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

by N. Way March 31, 2020