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Shark shy

When a woman becomes wary of random men that ask her out after meeting in social situations. Typically seen in single, attractive, childless women over the age of 25 that live in conservative places with a large gender imbalance like Houston. This happens because the women are hit on so much when young all social situations feel like being dropped into a shark tank. A major difference in views on sex from the northesterners and west coasters that move there for work causing the gender skew makes them wary of all men.
I would date women my own age, but they're all shark shy. A random woman my age started talking to me about my bike near the dog park yesterday. She was smiling, and I got her to laugh at a corny joke. I asked her if she wanted to meet for a drink Friday, and she froze up. She started being awkward and walked away. She seemed normal, but she must be shark shy.
by Bill5376 August 1, 2016
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Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew March 6, 2016
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Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!
by joepour March 29, 2016
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Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
by ABKT111017 December 2, 2018
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shark backpack

Last night she showed me her shark backpack.
by lookin4nub December 5, 2018
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Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road
Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.
by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017
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Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
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