Creamy Rocky Road

To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream

Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.

Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!

by Flint The Awesome June 17, 2020

Long Dirt Road

Assigned fault on someone who is not likely responsible for their circumstances

He lives down a long dirt road.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017

Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017

Dirt road chicken

A partridge or chicken on a dirt road. Because they're the same fucking bird.

Fuck that dirt road chicken, choot it!

by Partridge October 19, 2021

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

Dirt road Sarah

My besties she gave some bomb head on a dirt road. Aka dusty

Dirt road Sarah gave me some bomb ass head last night.

by Dusty August 14, 2017

Kennedy road trip

The act of killing someone while they are riding in a car

"I want you to take that bitch on a Kennedy road trip while he's driving down the road"

by Dick ziggler November 2, 2018