River

River is hot, and he is also my boyfriend.

Hi River! I Love You. <5333

by ckirabryn April 9, 2022

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

river ocean

It is the river over there >>>>>.

The river ocean is east.

by ......_ June 9, 2022

River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.

Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.

by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013

River

A nickname for someone who's first and last names are both rivers

That man is named MacKenzie River. Let's nickname him 'River'

by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021

Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake

Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away

by Death Menace June 14, 2023

River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.

Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025