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Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.
Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.
by ollie twisted May 8, 2010
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Gay Punch

When a friend punches one of his close friends for making fun of him for differant reasons, usually involving his girlfriend.
Friend: Your girlfriend is a bitch, didn't she cheat on you?
Gay Puncher: Dude fuck you.
Friend: Don't worry, I'd forgive you if you did that.
*Douchebag hits Friend*
Friend: Dude, you didn't have to gay punch me.
by Chad G May 16, 2007
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steamroll punch

a Punch delivered to an area of the body with intense force, enough to knock out or cripple the opponent, with 1 punch
mike tyson gave steamroll punches to knock out opponents
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finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.
Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.
by Dermacus December 11, 2010
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puter punch

to strike ones pussy with closed fist
shut up or your getting a puter punch
by mikenickey February 3, 2010
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Zombree Punch

The secret hand shake used by the Zombrees to locate a fellow Zombree around in the immediate area. No one knows exactly how to do the Zombree Punch, expect Zombrees. It is a series of dazzling and well choreographed thrusts of one's head, elbow, arm, and legs.
Haggard Kid 1: I wish I knew how to throw a Zombree Punch.

Haggard Kid 2: Easy man, legend has it, if you attempt a Zombree Punch and you are not a Zombree your head and your ass metamorphically switch spots on your body.
by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008
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sour punches

Nigga what you eatin?
Sour punches dawg this shit is tight
by cc10154 September 8, 2009
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