HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

Pre-Ick

when a girl says that you will give her an ick in the future

EVIE: "Ew he looks like gives me a pre-ick"
SHIVANI: "Yeah he seems like he'd be so nasty next month"

by theguywhogotthepreick December 3, 2023

Pre-teen

A person between the ages of 9 and 11, especially at 10 sometimes. It can start as early age as 8.

Me: "I can't believe I'm a pre-teenager/pre-teen, 11 is the last year of pre-teen."
Mum: "Getting a big boy/girl now!"

by LucaXtagVtag January 10, 2022

pre-pump pump

working out before sex so you're body looks more defined from the post-workout pump.

I'm meeting up with Ashley tonight so I gotta get my pre-pump pump in before I see her.

by Fuckmewitharakemom November 5, 2021

Pre-release Summer

Basically a poorly-known word for getting ready for the Summer Time in May, or summer sights in May. Can also be called Pre-summer.

Guy 1: Almost pre-release Summer!
Guy 2: lol ikr?

by LouisGDYTUrban April 26, 2021

pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm

*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"

by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025

pre-shame

the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.

"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"

by The Beef Heart Brothers. July 31, 2016