pre-stalk

The crazy ass shit you do before a date. You somehow become some IT genius from every bad movie ever and you figure everything out about the other person. Including but not limited to accidentally liking a photo from there prepubescent days.

I was ready to go on a date with Reece but I freaked out because I couldn't find him on social media anywhere, worst pre-stalk ever!

by Slaymedaddy July 12, 2017

Pre - Pwnd

Pre - Pwnd (adj.) - Having been owned(beaten) prior to the begining of the contest(game).

I was playing Starcraft 2 against some Koreans last night. I got Pre - Pwnd.

by Pst-P0wned Master September 9, 2010

Pre-eve

Most Popular brand's teen

I like wearing pre-eve shirt's

by MoneyPriest May 16, 2018

Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.

While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis

by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016

pre-dead

Pre-dead is when you’re going through something atrocious, or have an injury but your friends/family don’t take you seriously. Treating others with less atrocious actions better, and making you do more than others even though they know you’re dying to.
Medications to PRE-DEAD: caring

I wish my family & friends cared about my pre-dead disorder.

by Tammy righting June 12, 2021

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Pre-ker

This is a newer slang to refer to a child who has failed one of the years in preschool.

Teacher : sorry to say this but your daughter is a pre-ker
Dad : again she's seven how many more times!
Teacher : she has failed the fourth time I would have rolled into a different School or homeschool her

by 459395 February 11, 2022