Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Yuk Yuk Planetarium

The Yuk Yuk Planetarium is a sexual act, usually involving two men, in which the couple are fucking doggystyle, and the pitcher places a box on the catcher’s head, and the pitcher smacks the catcher with a foreign object causing the catcher to see ‘stars’ while laughing like goofy.

‘What’s Colin’s problem?’
‘ I heard someone Yuking it up in the woods, and since Colin is obviously concussed, he’s likely been to the Yuk Yuk Planetarium with Chris again!’

by Professor Switzleheimer December 28, 2023

best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.

Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.

by QuacksO December 10, 2023