by Pros626 January 19, 2018
Any vehicle for sale listed on any one of the popular on-line vehicle sales sites (and on-line auction sites) that in reality is a piece of junk, but with a quick inexpensive paint job, the vehicle looks great in the on-line photos (which are usually not very large).
Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)
The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.
A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
Upon buying or winning the bid on such a car, and once the new owner obtains the vehicle, he/she finds out that the vehicle basically had just a quick cheap paint job that only looks good from 20 feet away. He/she finds rust was painted over, and everything else about the car is a nightmare (bad suspension, leaking window seals, electrical problems, underside body rot, missing parts, etc.)
The new owner will find that they will spend thousands of dollars just to get the vehicle roadworthy, which by that time, the inexpensive quick paint job will start to wear and peel, and rust will begin to bubble through.
A perfumed pig seems to sell for twice what its actually worth simply because the combination of the fresh paint job & on-line photos make it appear that the vehicle is worth more.
The car Smitty bought on-line looked good until you got right up on it where you could see it was painted right over scratches and rust, and it needed so much work just for him to drive it... he really got suckered into buying a perfumed pig.
by Charles Waggon July 01, 2009
"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.
This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.
The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009
PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.
ROFL
is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.
This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.
The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009
PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.
ROFL
is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?
Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
Do you have your very own roffle pig?
Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
by 1obster July 31, 2009
After a day of removing windows and fixing broken shelves, you turn to your wife and say "It's time for squeaking the pig"
by Xeothought October 31, 2021
cruising around at night, searching for squad cars with their lights on, spying on the cops and taking notes.
"I've got a police scanner, night-vision camcorder, binoculars, a thermos of coffee, and tinted windows. Tonight's pig-spotting night."
by rocketmonkey1234 January 13, 2013
by Threven April 17, 2010