Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

Tubular Pigs

Another way to describe sausages, bangers, and other tube shaped pig foodstuffs. The saying originated in Leeds by Dorset and Welsh migrants in the 1800's

"Let's go to the takeaway and get some battered tubular pigs, because tubular pigs are always better when crispy."

by Bumflaps March 8, 2016

obese pig

a great nickname for a friend or a nice insult

1. ''You're an obese pig''

2. person 1: that shit is ugly
person 2: you're ugly
person 1: leave obese pig

by suicidal meme lord March 18, 2016

Pig roast

Pig roast is when 2 guys put one dick in the mouth and another in the pussy or asshole. Acting like if it was a pig getting roasted (stick goes through all that)

(Fake Name btw)
Example is when Alexandra B. Got pig roasted in the car.

In a sentence; yeah we totally pig roasted her in the back seat of my car.

by FazeDudeNude November 20, 2018

whisker pig

A commonly used term by fly fisherman to describe a big ass carp.

Whisker Pig
Dude! I was trying to catch a trout. This fucking whisker pig ate my panty dropper and ran me all the way into my backing. Can't wait to go fish trout town Texas again.

by Fly Fish July 11, 2017

Scissor Pig

Fat Lesbian... Pertaining to/ of two or more lesbian woman, who are “over-weight”. The “scissor” portion of scissor pig refers to the sexual act of scissoring, often performed by lesbian woman. Pig is self explanatory.

My gym teacher was a damn scissor pig.

by big-birdjones69 August 27, 2018