A big black man with a HUMONGOUS dick. When he takes it out every woman, man, and non-binary person in a 2 mile radius falls to their knees and starts begging to have it inside them. Phil Lucero is so beautiful, he shines like the brightest star in the sky. When you find a Phil Lucero, make sure you hang onto him tight because he'll pick you up, throw you onto his bed, and start ruthlessly pounding you until you feel like your insides were taken out, blended up, and put back into you, then blessed by an angel.
Person 1: I really wish I could find a man
Person 2: You need a Phil Lucero, he'll do you right
Phil Lucero: I'm gonna rearrange both of yall's insides with my monster truck 19 inch veiny puh destroyer
Person 2: You need a Phil Lucero, he'll do you right
Phil Lucero: I'm gonna rearrange both of yall's insides with my monster truck 19 inch veiny puh destroyer
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