Lip Lube

It's CHAPSTICK!
chapstick carmex burt's bees

"Yo, DeMario, can I have some lip lube?"
"Sure dude. But all I have is carmex."

by Raddest Person Alive March 13, 2009

Shitler's Lip

Where a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip.

Matt was in a strip club and that fat bitch left him with a shitler's lip and it cost him a dollar.

by Dave Matt Jay Emily Christa April 13, 2013

split lip

Aka--female, woman.

When I was working in the prison system in pa...a black male trustee..hit the intercom system..and ask me " if da split lips is done in the gym"...i said , " what the fuck.is a split lip"?!...inmate stated " CO you know da females! Are they finished in the gym yet"...I laughed my ass off for the next 20 mins..

by fatboy75 December 31, 2011

Poo Lip

A female's upper lip that resembles a smear of fecal matter caused by excessive waxing and exposure to the sun.

Lauren Conrad's upper lip on Season 4 of the Hills is a perfect example of Poo Lip.

by Michelle Beaudry November 1, 2008

Lip Gloss

When a male titty fucks a female, then proceeds to put cum on her lip with his penis.

"Ashawn put some lip gloss on jesse"

by Dj Welfare November 7, 2006

Pudding Lips

A hot ass girl who likes to bake chocolate cakes.

Ada is an Irish pudding lips who likes spreading vanilla frosting on her cakes.

by Mary_R August 2, 2010

blue lipped

The act of drinking so much red wine that your lips acquire a dark purplish crust and your teeth turn a shade of blue.

Michael, that beaulojais was fantastic but it left me all blue lipped!

by MelCo December 18, 2007