My bitch wasn't listening to me, so I whipped it out, stuck it in her ear, and gave her a nice sewer job.
by Spatula City April 16, 2003
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Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011
Get the Steve Job mug.1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
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1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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Frank: You went out in the parking lot?
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!
Cody: Yeah it was good! But I couldnt go back into the club after that blown job. I was a mess!
by Isllslp August 3, 2007
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Bruce loved to give Chris the Good Job, however Chris always wanted more than just a thumb in his ass.
by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
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As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
by meowpoop November 28, 2007
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