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Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.
Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.
by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019
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Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022
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Bogo Blast

When you purposely don’t nut for weeks so you can unleash a tsunami of semen.
Antman: How did it go with John last night?

Nikita: Horrible, I nearly drown, he gave me a Bogo Blast.
by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022
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Baja blasting

shaking a bottle of baja blast and then shoving it up someones ass and then opening it while its inside
we doing some Baja blasting
by uyeeur December 15, 2021
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Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid
by Grevylags April 7, 2020
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Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.
Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.
by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009
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tongue-ah-blast

When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)
Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.
by DemDems November 28, 2021
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