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Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.
Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.
by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011
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Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.
“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”
by Nameful February 23, 2022
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sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home
oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls
by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019
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Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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Jerk a dog

I’m bouta go jerk a dog
by Swn7 March 11, 2023
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Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL
by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010
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Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.
Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.
by zxmarie June 16, 2017
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