Your Mom

Is gay

Your Mom is gay

by hxsh-.- December 3, 2019

FaceBook Mom

A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.

Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!

Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.

by Mr.clean_1023 November 22, 2020

mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.

I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.

by Doctorjay March 27, 2016

your mom

your mom

your mom is fat

by K01-swag December 3, 2021

Angelica’s mom

The biggest milf in the world she’s so hot like wow I’d love to smash her brains out

Person 1: have you seen Angelica’s mom
Person 2: yeah she’s such a milf

by You know Angelica you know August 1, 2021

mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

by progin September 14, 2010

Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.

I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.

by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019