Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)

At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster

by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023

Applesauce Log

A hole drilled into a log that is filled with applesauce. A tool commonly used when a fleshlight is unavailable

My wife is out for the week! Time to dust off the old applesauce log!

by Plumber mark July 23, 2024

Log

A man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark

“NBA playoffs is crazy right now yo!”

“Whats the NBA?” - Log

by Liggitylog April 28, 2025

Porcelain Log Jammer

When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.

Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.

by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021

Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025