Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025

log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

by kaesui November 23, 2025

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years

Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition

by llvdoc December 16, 2025

Log jam

The act of defecating in a public urinal.

Man I really had to go and all the toilets were occupied, so I made one heck of a log jam.

by Asspanda February 26, 2023

Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house

I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!

by Cav42 February 28, 2023

The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.

Roee definitely has the Hebrew log.

by Daddy1029384756 March 8, 2023